Well. Here we are, my friends. At the end of the biggest plot I've done, and will likely ever do! Cardholders was an amazing ride, and even if I didn't get to do every bit of setup I wanted or casual srsposting (irony), I'm immensely satisfied with how all the events played out by the end of it all. What I think I'll do for this blog is start with the origins of the plot, then talk about each character, and finish with some cutting room floor that never made it to the forum. So, let's begin!
Monday, November 7, 2022
Friday, April 29, 2022
White
"Two years!"
"My secrets and tricks!"
"Alas, dear Columbina, I am merely Pierette. If I were to be Harlequin, it would be a different matter!"
"As do I, my fair!"
Saturday, April 23, 2022
Shades of Rough
Monday, April 18, 2022
Reunion
"Ian? Ian Malkovich?"
"Correct. We tried to get you out of there, but by the time we got to that section, the whole thing was empty. No air, no integrity... how'd you survive?"
"Didn't think so." Now that she's starting to understand Ian's mysterious return, Samus begins to let her guard down. Slowly, the conversation turns to catching up on what happened between now and then. On future plans and past adventures. Ian even mentions that he's heading for Earth as well, on track for these plans stolen from the Federation, and an agreement to help out is reached. But, jokingly, not too much - they can't risk splitting the reward money!
Wednesday, April 13, 2022
Gambling It All
But to the owner, he was something more. It wasn't logic. It was simple intuition. The way the greats of gambling could sense each other.
"He's good. Too good. He's done this before. Enough that he can't be caught.
"Boss? Why let him, if you think he's gaming the system?"
This is for you."
Thursday, March 31, 2022
Blue
"Don't. Don't use that name here."
"What kind of favor, huh?"
"Swift on the uptake, aren't you? We're going to meet a friend of mine after this. If he likes you, you'll help us. That's the favor."
"And if he doesn't?"
"Thereee we go. I missed wearing this... practically feel naked without it.
"Wahahahaha!" Gareth Heidegger laughs, the man practically drunk on his success. "I can't blame you one bit! You took a look at that scrapheap, you'd write it off! Took me the entire damn crew to get it up and running!"
Monday, March 28, 2022
Dining In
"The majority does, ma'am! That's my signature style. I'm surprised you came here without knowing that. Most people know what I can do and how I cook."
Monday, March 21, 2022
Meet the New Boss
-ISLA ALFOMBRA-
"Oh, it's not about your popularity. I admire you, Reynaldo. You are truly a man of the people! But a man of the people is not what Isla Alfombra needs in the modern world. It needs a strong man."
"No," General Castillo shakes his head. "we simply have a mutual friend. This is the famed explorer, Matthieu Rivaleux."
"Excellent! Thank you very much. Soldiers! Make sure to treat Reynaldo with the best of care. Don't harm a hair on his head, you hear me?"
The soldiers escort Reynaldo out, while Castillo and Rivaleux remain. For a moment, Castillo just looks around the office. The chair, the desk, the papers.... everything, except the portrait of Ignazio, which he just ignores. Eventually, Rivaleux coughs.
"Yes, yes, of course!"
"General...? No, no." Castillo grins. "You mean my new title.
El Presidente!"
Tuesday, March 15, 2022
The Legacies Left Behind
"It really is yoooou! It's been too loooong! I've missed you, Prince- wait, should that be Princess?"
"Naaaah, you've proven it! Good enough for me, Prince!"
Tuesday, March 1, 2022
Green
"Mayor Plague. It seems like he's found out about our connection to the missing persons cases."
"What?" Mortensen holds her head in her hand, grumbling. "Our supplies! You're not telling me we're just going to toss them out like that, are you?"
"I won't, I promise. Still, though." Walking over, the head doctor looks at one of the bodies. Finding this would answer many of Plague's questions... which is why he couldn't afford to let Plague ever find it.
"Right, of course. The work name. I apologize, Curator."
Monday, January 31, 2022
Black
Friday, January 21, 2022
Dining Out (Collaboration with Hooded Pitohui)
It’s not every day that a campfire crackles on the side of a city street, but, then, it’s not every day that a small crowd converges on a collection of tables, bringing homemade dishes, samples of meals prepared by locals with a passion for cooking.
Looking upon the little scene, one easily mistaken by an uninformed onlooker for a small outdoor neighborhood potluck, with people shuffling about, chatting with strangers and asking questions about spices and unfamiliar dishes, and fanning the flames of her little fire, with an assortment of utensils spread out before her on a cloth rag, is none other than Kino.
Hermes, having some familiar faces to go and see, had elected to go off on his own for the day, and she had been left to explore a little on her own, content to see what the day would bring rather than to go into it with any particular plans. For much of the morning, she had wandered around with no aim in particular, but, as she went about, snippets of the conversations of passersby had caught her attention.
The Lanterby woman people had been talking about this morning, who was at the center of the little informal event before Kino now, what kind of a person was she? She was a food critic, and a respected one, at that. That much, Kino had known for some time. Mariella had mentioned something a bit ago about a well-known, respected food critic planning to pay Agama a visit, a woman named Emilia Lanterby. By coincidence, Kino had found the woman, and, if the handful of eager faces in the crowd were any indication, those in the know certainly did respect her opinions - or, at least, they craved them.
But, who was she, really? Besides a respected critic, who was this woman? It’s the question that runs through the back of the traveler’s mind as she finishes frying up some noodles, withdrawing her pan from its seat just above the flames and assessing the components of the meal she had spent the past forty minutes or so preparing. Really, there was only one way she could answer that question, and that required meeting the woman.
A pot, a pan, and a plate, those and some utensils are what she works with, but it can’t be said she fails to make full use of the tools available to her! A bed of rice goes from pot to plate first, Kino taking a few grains in hand and rolling them between her fingers to ensure they’ve been boiled for just the right amount of time. Finding them softened enough to eat, she adds the noodles, maybe a little browner - or, well, blacker, even - on the underside than they could be, but still fine, in her eyes, and a little bit of fried garlic, peeled and torn by hand, on top of the rice. With most of the ingredients brought together, she gives the meal a little taste test. A good base, but still in need of most of its flavor, she concludes, reaching for the greatest tool in her arsenal, that being a small collection of pouches packed with spices. Crushed red pepper, ground black pepper, a little bit of paprika, she pours it liberally onto the dish, covering it, mixing it, tasting it, and repeating until she’s satisfied her creation has enough flavor.
It’s not long after that, after putting her fire out and packing up her makeshift kitchen, that Kino finds herself setting her dish down on a table, mixed in among a few others. Mingling in the crowds, answering questions and making conversation with some of the others who had come to meet Lanterby or to see if she would taste their creations, she finds herself, for the moment, in her element, talking about food at times but finding plenty of other topics to cover. All the while, she glances at her dish, watching and waiting, looking to see if Emilia Lanterby happens to come around to sample the meal she had made.
It doesn’t take all that long, really. The food critic hadn’t quite expected to get as much focus as she had, but when her impromptu visit turned into a small assembly of a bunch of foodies and restaurantiers, she had chosen to roll with it. And that’s why, after a bit of waiting, someone unassuming approaches Kino.
“Hmmm.” The woman says, looking over the food. She looks at it, turning her head a couple times, really thinking about it. She steps back. “...Is this yours?”
“It is,” comes a simple, matter-of-fact reply from Kino. “It’s a traveler’s breakfast,” she elaborates, unprompted, figuring she ought to explain a little about her dish, if she was being asked about it. “It’s easy to prepare, and doesn’t take much to make. Store-bought noodles and rice keep well, and they’re cheap. If you can make your spices last, it improves it, but you can use anything around you for flavor when you need to. The only ingredient that’s hard to keep enough of on-hand is the oil, but you can use it sparingly.”
“Hmmm.” With that, the woman sits down. She grabs a fork and takes a large bite out of the dish. She chews for a minute, swallows, and stares at Kino.
Then she holds out her hand. “Fifteen dollars.”
“Hmm?” It takes the traveler a moment to even register what she’s heard, Kino trying to puzzle out the meaning of the woman’s statement. “I’m sorry. What are you saying?” The woman had clearly said “fifteen dollars,” but what had she meant by that?
“I’m telling you how much you owe me. For subjecting me to eating that.” Emilia Lanterby - for that is who it is - looks very grumpy as she jabs her hand at Kino. “I’m not made of time, and my tastebuds aren’t invincible. And you made me eat that… hmmm. I’m not even sure what to call it.
Regardless. You owe me.”
That meal wasn’t… that bad, was it? It wasn’t her best, but it was far from her worst attempt, at least… Finding herself facing a woman demanding compensation, though, Kino doesn’t dwell on the question of her meal’s quality for long. Reduced to rubbing the back of her hand and looking away, she responds by digging into her pockets and pulling out a mixture of coins that, when converted, come out to a grand total of… $1.57. Nevertheless, she extends her hand to Lanterby, offering up what she has. “This is everything I have with me. I can come back with more, but it’s going to be a mix of more foreign currencies.” Still keeping her gaze averted, if only out of a sense of bashfulness stemming from the woman’s reaction, she does tack on a question, not sure where to begin, but interested in knowing where she had gone wrong all the same. “Did it have enough pepper? Was the taste the problem?”
“That’ll have to do for now.” Lanterby swipes the money out of Kino’s hands, pocketing it. “...You really don’t know?
Your noodles were burnt. Your spices were overwhelming. I couldn’t taste anything BUT char and pepper. You need to learn restraint and to cut back when you’re adding spices, or failing that, remember when you’re cooking for someone who doesn’t have your particular spice-loving tastes.
Admittedly, I wouldn’t be surprised if there were other issues that I just couldn’t taste under that either.”
“Right, I understand.” Finally raising her eyes to look at Lanterby again, since she was apparently content with the compensation, Kino nods as she listens to Lanterby’s critiques. Her points weren’t anything that usually mattered when the traveler was making a meal for herself, but they were fair nevertheless. Though, how exactly she could go about having a meal with any taste at all while cutting back on the spices, that, she’d have to figure out…
“You’ve made food a passion and a job, haven’t you?” While some awkwardness remains, Kino still speaking cautiously, unsure if she had entirely satisfied Lanterby, the traveler does relax a little. “Have you always been around rich meals? Did you grow up dining on a wide variety of meals?”
Lanterby looks slightly confused by the sudden questions. “What, never read a review of mine? Or at least more than one? Why are you even here, then? Yes, it’s a passion. Of course it is. Not caring about food is incredibly foolish. It’s the cornerstone of your whole life! You need to take pride in it!
But, fine, answers. Sicily. I’ve mentioned it in more than enough of my reviews. Growing up there gave me far more of an appreciation for cuisine than some people I could name.”
As strange as it might seem, Lanterby’s responses, curt as they may come across, make it easier for Kino to relax, any concerns about Lanterby’s demand for compensation fading from her mind altogether as she focuses on getting a sense of the woman standing before her. Lanterby’s comment about taking pride in food because it’s a cornerstone of a person’s life even earns a slight smile from the woman. She was refreshingly direct when it came to revealing what made her tick, what she prioritized, wasn’t she?
“I usually eat whatever locals recommend to me, or make my own meals. It’s rare for me to read a professional review.” A woman so direct deserved a direct and honest response, didn’t she? “The meals people make, when they’re passed down through families, they capture something about what those people think were important. A simple meal made with staple crops might come from a frugal family. Were they not spending on food because they didn’t have enough for richer dishes, or because they wanted to put their money towards something more important to them? I wouldn’t be able to tell you that if I ate the meals they made. I don’t know what to look for in a meal to know that.”
“You can tell those things, can’t you? I couldn’t miss the chance to meet someone who dedicates their time to understanding the meals people make. I’m not a chef,” just to be certain she hadn’t missed anything, the traveler rummages through her pockets one more time, “but I still wanted to hear what you had to say.” Lanterby wanted to know why Kino had come here, and she got her answer, a simple exchange, in the traveler’s eyes. “I’m sure you know what food is worth trying here already, but, if you stay in Agama, you should try the iyya.”
“Mmmmm.” It’s hard to tell what Lanterby’s reaction to Kino’s comments are. She’s keeping most of her thoughts to herself, though she’s not trying to rebut or push back at Kino’s descriptions, simply acknowledging she heard them. The mention of the iyya, though, gets her to nod. “I’ve been hearing that all day. I’ll need to go over there later.
Anyway. I have more food to try. I trust you’ll be fine on your own?”
“I’ll be fine,” Kino affirms, regarding Lanterby not exactly warmly, but certainly cordially as she collects the plate on which she had set her dish. It was a shame she couldn’t talk to the woman a bit longer, but, well, perhaps she’d have another chance to see the food critic at some point.
There’s nothing more to say, Kino quietly departing as Lanterby goes on to try more dishes and talk to more people, but that doesn’t bother the traveler. After all, she has shopping to do, to replace the food she used making a meal for Lanterby. Luckily, Lanterby hadn’t wanted all of her funds, after all…
Saturday, January 1, 2022
Red
"So why are you out here?" The woman asked of her odd companion. She'd met the other woman by pure chance, really. Wandering the streets of the city at night, out here in the far reaches of the Bronx, was always a bit nervewracking. As soon as she saw someone else who looked safe, she kept trying to catch up to the woman in her robe, but the latter simply ignored her.
Despite that, she kept trying to stick to her anyway. She'd heard rumors that there had been a mugger in the area. She couldn't very well stop walking this route, thanks to her circumstances. So any time she saw someone, she just tried to check up.
The robe woman's silence was offputting, but still not enough to discourage her follower. Even when she ducked into an alleyway, the following woman decided to simply wait outside.
From inside the alleyway, a muttered threat. A yell. A scream. Pleading, cut off pretty quickly. And when the woman looked inside, she saw the robed woman, standing over the mugger, now lying dead on the pavement.
The robed woman looked at the other. "...You saw.
Too bad."
And before she knew what was going on, the robed woman lunged at her, and all awareness faded forever in a bright red spray.